Oh readers, I want not for news of dear Conrad's fate.
The Globe reported yesterday news that I was extremely shocked to hear. Lord Black is going down as the scapegoat for all of the white-collar criminals that got away, because they weren't members of the British Senate or arts and crafts mavens (if MALITM BAAN was around when Martha Stewart was convicted, I'd be a-stirring then too. She is a handsome woman.).
Black faces up to thirty-five years in prison. If he does serve this maximum, 62-year old Black will be ninety-seven when he comes out. And poor. This conviction is putting a serious strain on our relationship. Can't the jury see that?
And what did they convict him on? Obstruction of justice and three measly counts of mail fraud. It's completely ludicrous.
Black's lawyers have already started piecing together the materials for an appeal. Their star witness?
Me. I'm still here for you, Conrad, and I always will be.
*sniff*
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